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mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

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ultrafacts:

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I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

IVE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS BIRDS R FUCKED UP AND GONNA KILL US ALL WE NEED TO ALLY WITH THE DOLPHINS WHILE WE STILL CAN PEOPLE

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mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

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minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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mugglebornheadcanon:

1004. A muggleborn named Sabrina buys a black cat, calls it Salem, and tries very hard to teach it how to speak, to the confusion of some purebloods.

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h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

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another meme i won’t finish ● {1/20} female characters - Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen

➝  Yes. All men must die, but we are not men. 

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever

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siouxerz:

I need to print this out and mail it to all my biffles tbh

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billlateral:

fandom-life-for-me:

"hey I like this character let me go look them up"

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"well okay then"

Important lesson: Never look up anything on a wiki for a series you’re not finished with.

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] favourite disney songs » When Will My Life Begin? 

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