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taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly

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killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

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fantastcbeasts:

you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened 

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vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

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saastiel:

cumber-kitty:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

saastiel:

cumber-kitty:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

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john-egbertholdt:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

ITS AUGUST

(via punkobsessingoverthings)

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undrunkscotsman:

doctorwho:

cloysterbell:

I can’t wait to watch as tumblr’s servers crash on Sunday. 

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no you come back here right now

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If we don’t protect the galaxy, who will?

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krisjener:

can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???

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????

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teencry:

tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl

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sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via 50shadesofwinchester)

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misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

(via 900yearsoftimeandspace)

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unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

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